damn overachievers.

how come you make me feel bad for hating you, Apple Computer Inc.? it isn't that i ask for much, if anything at all.. i knew it was in the plans for a long time. all i asked was a simple widescreen video ipod, like all the 'rumors' had posited for months on end. and you delivered, even. quite well. so well in fact, that it's trouble even considering/ accepting the fact that i want to purchase this.. this.. marvel of a machine. but it's just too much. i mean really.. the video functions are amazing. but *also* as the next iPod? an internet tablet? the iPhone? 2mp camera.. wifi, bluetooth, usb2.o.. crazy giant touchscreen interface.. if you took a step back, it may seem as though you're trying too *hard*. but how do i fault you for that? you're stereotypically amazing at anything you set out to accomplish.. i'm not even mentioning the equally cool appleTv gadget you brought out today.. it's everything. it's like that musical.. 'i love you, you're perfect, now change.' i didn't ask for the world, just a simple upgrade. what you've provided just blew my mind, along with many others, undoubtedly.

i guess it's mainly my fault. how could i expect anything less from you? the dollar amount.. well whatever, look at it. the only real problem we have is that you didn't choose my cell carrier- and for you? i'm even willing to change. you've delivered so far above and beyond, the threshold of 'do i/ don't i' was passed a long time ago.

i'm sorry for hating you.

you'll see me [and my credit card] in June, i guess.