USA NUMBER ONE

britney spears' 16yo sister is pregnant; their moms' parenting book is on hold indefinitely. gotta love MSM.. so how's that War thing going?

uhh merry xmas?

hmph

why does the mainstream media decide to push the Iran issue as the head news story instead of highlighting more *hopeful* news like N.Korea disarming nuclear facilities?*

*when they're not busy reporting on Big Boobs McGee and her 4 baby daddys, or diaper-clad lovelorn astronauts, that is.