come with the funny

meme stolen from markO- my results?

the Wit (76% dark, 34% spontaneous, 21% vulgar)

your humor style: CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion. You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais The 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules - If you're interested, try my best friend's best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 97% on darkness You scored higher than 20% on spontaneity You scored higher than 12% on vulgarity

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

rrrg. i'll fix the html ugliness later. or not at all.. deal.

Peter Moore Confirms Halo 3 and Forza 2 at E3

It seems Mr Moore has today revealed that the legendary Master Chief will be appearing at E3 to show off the latest game in the Halo series. Of course nothing is known about what will be shown; whether it will be CGI or in game footage, but rest assured it will be one of the biggest highlights of this years E3.

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hm.

interesting.

pic.

but.. no shoulder-mounted gun cannons?

star trek xi: double secret probation?

kirk and spock at the academy.. hilarious hijinks ensue?
well, it *is* j.j. abrams [lost, alias creator], so more along the terms of a mystery/murder/spy caper/ adventure. in spaaaaace. oh wait, academy.. in san fraaanciscooooooo.

hm. boothby = rambaldi? think about it

this is the new black?

BlaK
Originally uploaded by jayjayoh.

review: coca-cola BlaK.
marketed as a 'Carbonated Fusion Beverage', it is presented somewhat elegantly in an 8oz glass classic coke bottle shape, wrapped in a plastic label of mottled light and dark browns. 8oz seems a bit small, but thats how the story goes with trendy bottled drinks nowadays. the taste: well, its.. there. it accomplishes what it set out to do.. the coffee notes are just right in proportion to the coca-cola flavor; neither side overpowering the other, save the tiniest coffee aftertaste, presumably just to remind you of what you are drinking. but that's about it. was this really the product to throw their weight behind? they integrated coffee and coke, and did it well, but for what reason? i feel that in this day and age of flavored waters [formula fitty WHAT] and organic beverages, and even the low cal, 'healthier' sodas, coca cola BlaK seems a newfound relic in the soda was, better served in the late 90's/early 00's. i did want to like it more than i do, but i've kidded myself about a cola's taste before [see: vanilla coke, pepsi blue]. it's finally here, but that's all.. eagerly anticipated to only be met with a resounding 'meh'. ultimately, my reaction to BlaK is not unlike the splash of it that found its way onto the stack of papers next to me: beige.

hrkkkk

[an update to this post]

finally go around to plaaying with the regulars.. neglected some IM convos.. omg. thought i wasnt doding so hot, so i moved from across the room to close enough where the screen filled most of my field of vision. bad. idea. im so dizzy. in fact, i've been done for about an hour and all ive done is sit here with my glasses off for about half that time.
it was worth it.

i wanna hurl