FINALLY

FINALLY
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Mexi-Coke. no high fructose corn syrup.
cane sugar.
yes.
finally found it in the states.

i win.

this just in from comic-con: Warren Ellis will be taking over writing duties on Astonishing X-Men.

Warren f'n Ellis, the self-proclaimed "internet jesus" himself. i can not WAIT for this. how long has it been that i've been trumpeting him as one of my favorite writers. he's a sick, twisted, angry, hilarious, frightening genius. ever since i "found" Transmetropolitan online and just devoured it [ask me to share, i'm sure its still on a hard drive somewhere], i've bought and read mostly everything he's written since. while his creator-owned works definitely aren't for the squeamish, [in fact, *way* beyond what many 'm for mature' titles venture..] his recent work with marvel doing NextWave, newuniversal, and most recently on the Thunderbolts title shows he can tune his style into something as mass market as one of the top X-titles. Not that he's lost his edge, either: I JUST today recieved his new novel, "Crooked Little Vein" and while i'm only a chapter into it, he definitely deserves more.. um.. yeah, how do you praise a demented mastermind? iive got so much anticipation already built up .. i can't wait to see what he has in store for the biggest of underwear perverts.

i got jokes

so at the bbq, we're all chatting around the table, and the mom + sdad bring the conversation around to how their trip to the phil.s will be pretty cool, but not great because our aunt won't be able to show them around due to previous duties with the convent [she's a nun]. being food coma'd and slap happy, i randomly think of this:

so.. if auntie madre used to be Mother Superior.. was there a Mother *inferior*?


mother inferior :) man, i wouldn't want that job.


..ok, it didn't blog well. whatever, it killed at the table. whadda you know about funny

on turning 26

the grill rocks.

the niece n nephew are funny in my spare 'chairs. and their dad too.

it was hot. then a little cold.

dr. mario serves up addictive little pills.

we still aren't out of buns.

the number 23 was kinda ehh even for a popcorn flick.


oh, were you expecting something *deep*?


hi, i'm Jason. have we met?



;) thanks for the wishes and whatnot everyone

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[product photo. not my patio. yet.]